Broadsword-fighting manual available for free instant download on kindle? I think I will, thank you.

13 hours ago · 4 notes

Look how beautiful it is! Look at my pretentious ‘looks like a real book’ case! I’ve already crammed in a ton of of stuff by Verne and Hugo and Austen and Poe and Baroness Orczy and Dumas and Tolkien and a pamphlet on tea-drinking etiquette in the 18th century and The Green Carnation as per recommendation by solointhesand and The Instruction of Ptah-hotep (which billed itself as the oldest book in the world, translated from the hieroglyphs) and a dozen other things, I still really prefer physical books but look how many I got instantly and most of them for free, this is so exciting!

14 hours ago · 9 notes

For some reason delivery people always put packages outside the garage door instead of the real door. I don’t know why you would look at a shabby door with a flowerpot and a garbage bin blocking it and decide ‘yes this is clearly the door humans use to enter the house’

14 hours ago · 1 note

My kindle is here!

14 hours ago · 4 notes

That’s the name of the protagonist of my all-time favorite book!…

Neat! I guess I’m going to have to read that now :)

15 hours ago · 1 note

I don’t know! 
I just don’t know.

I don’t know!
I just don’t know.

20 hours ago · 0 notes

So I’m at the burger place and when they asked for a name I said ‘Lucie’ because watching strangers misspell my actual (very simple) name stopped being fun years ago. I do this often, I was almost named Lucie and I answer to it pretty naturally.
But guess how they wrote my name on the bag.
Now an entire burger shop thinks I have a hippy name.

20 hours ago · 8 notes


I had kind of a nerd-out this morning. But I felt like everyone needed to know about this.

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For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

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